How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What's the holiest insect?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?