How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?