How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How was the wedding?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?