How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What sports are both plant-based?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?