Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is another name for a cow?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?