Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a plane full of male cows called?