Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a henway?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do cows say on NYE?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you wash a lamb?