Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the loudest sport?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?