Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?