Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Hum-mus!
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do elephants have trunks?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?