What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?