What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
Which relative loves rice?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
