Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What condiment has wings?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?