Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?