Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What nationality are most fish?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?