Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do billboards talk?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the opposite of irony?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do baseball players love bowling?