Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a dog in space?