Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is the color of the wind?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?