What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How did the toad die?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?