What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the barber win the race?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?