What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How long do chickens work?
What food is a man's best friend?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?