What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do cows always skip gym class?