What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal floats best?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?