What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do Scottish toads play?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?