What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How did the toad die?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?