What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?