How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?