How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
When do mice play every day?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?