How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is the coolest country?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?