Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How long do chickens work?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the friendliest pen?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?