Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do books love to go on vacation?