What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?