What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are baseball games at night?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?