What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where are average things manufactured?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What animals love to close envelopes?