What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the calf play in the school band?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?