What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?