What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
I used to be addicted to not showering.