What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which state is the cleanest?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?