What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What makes music in your hair?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?