What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do lawyers say goodbye?