What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How can you farm during the winter?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?