What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?