What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?