Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How long will dinner be?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a plane full of male cows called?