Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is furniture so generous?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?