Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?