What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?