What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's the scariest letter?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?