What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?