Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which dogs love to study science?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?