Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why did electricity win the race?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do billboards talk?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do airplanes go shopping?