Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which is the worst season?
What siblings are always sad?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?