Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the calf play in the school band?