What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?