What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the strongest animal?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?