What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Can February March?
Why do cows wear bells?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the ocean say to the beach?