What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do ships always get stuck?
When does a horse talk?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?