Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What birds make average students?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What fish sings the best?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?