Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?