Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?