Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What name sounds like the past tense?