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Because they love a good scratcher!
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
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How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?