What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who invented fractions?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?