Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which animals make the best football players?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the musician arrested?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?