Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the bee sad?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?