Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?