What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call the dog magician?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?