What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What does an evil hen lay?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?