What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?