Where is the coldest place to work?
A bar-brr-shop!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Who invented fractions?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?