Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?