Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Do dads always snore?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did autumn say to summer?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How much money does a skunk have?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why is heaven always so tidy?