What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?