What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?