What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is a table you can eat?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?