What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who granted the fish a wish?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?