What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?