What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is the most faithful insect?