What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do cats wear to work?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?