Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a priest's favorite food?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?