Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?