Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?