Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?