The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
What time of day was Adam created?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?