The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a henway?
How do fleas travel?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?