The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What fish sings the best?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?