Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?