Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are baseball games at night?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?