Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do you take sick ponies?