What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do you get straight A's?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Can February March?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Did you take the patient's temperature?