What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What are you studying in math?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of dog chases anything red?