What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which fly makes films?
Which cats have the best manners?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?