Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?