Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why do legumes gossip so much?