Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What type of car do planets buy?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?