Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do naked fish play with?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?