Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the sick chicken say?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?