Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a handsome runner?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do kittens go to school?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?