Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
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What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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Why is heaven always so tidy?
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What's a henway?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?