Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?