Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Who invented fractions?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which former US President was always cold?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What season begins with a thud?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What reads and lives in an apple?