Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?