Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What makes pirates such good singers?