Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do vampires always look sick?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?