Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a tire's stance on economics?