Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call the dog magician?