What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What famous scientist will try anything?