What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?