What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the dog overweight?