What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?