What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?