What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"