Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?