Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?