Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?