Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which family member is always relieved?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What sweet treat never panics?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call an arctic cow?
This candy bar is a real home run.