Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What animal floats best?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What animals make the best students?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?