Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?