Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do books sleep?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are cars magic?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?