What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?