What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?