What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?