Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?