Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?