Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't exist yet.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's E.T. short for?