What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?