What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?