What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the world's weakest animal?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?