What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What sound does a witch's car make?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which animal will never go bald?