What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?