What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?