How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?