How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?