How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?