How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?