What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where do stars go to college?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?