Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you wash a lamb?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?