Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
